I've been seeing the Stormtrooper Effect in action all this time and never really realized what was going on.
Thanks Wikipedia!
Claus's Corollary to the Stormtrooper Effect:
A Stormtrooper's effectiveness is magnified 1000x if he is the only one in Japan.
1) Playing Pachinko,
3) Assisting with loitering cat removal.
4) Giving presentations at Microsoft,
5) Pushing a stroller (with child),
6) Practicing escape-pod ingress techniques,
7) Hitting the local stop-and-shop,
8) Commuting into the Death-Star via mass-transit rail,
9) Scoring prime seating at the Ramen house,
10) Getting great service at the hair-salon.
However, Princess Leia in her harem girl outfit can still manage to take down a Stormtrooper, fully armored and holding a blaster.
Amazing.....when will they ever learn?
(All Stormtrooper caught-in-action links via the fabulous Dannychoo.com!)
--Claus
2 comments:
It just doesn't get any better than this!
I KNOW!!!
I'd try to talk Lavie into letting me get one and then cruise the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo or maybe just hang out at the Galleria, but 1) I don't think she'll approve and 2) I have a suspicion that the instant I show up, DHS will pop up and haul me off....
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